- Noel Coward
"I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing."
- Alan Alda
"When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it."
- Amy Sedaris
"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper."